yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.
Im 900% jealous of both sides
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
Me three days later: wtf did I spend all my money on why is it gone